I Would Totally Medal in That

The Mommy Olympics that is.

This morning I realized I was a contender for the "trying to get ready for work, making breakfast, packing lunch, wrangling a toddler that climbs up the sink like a monkey while attempting to put on eyeliner and blowdry hair, simultaneously trying to make sure that the dog doesn't eat the leftover egg that the toddler has decided is 'alll gooone', then attempting to put on toddlers shoes while he is taking wipes out of the package four at a time and still, STILL getting to daycare on time."


And the crowd goes wild.