REWARD!!
A Reward is being offered for the return of my
formerly sleeping through the night,
smiling in the morning,
happy-go-lucky,
baby boy.
The entire contents of my checking account*
will be handed over immediately upon his safe return.**
Federal Express Priority is preferred - I'll pay for shipping.
*contents are roughly $22.48 until payday. All sales final.
**Added bonus if you return him with his little teeth already broken through.
3 comments:
Nope. Nope, I won't return him!
I just can't stop smiling at his grumpy, insomnia having little butt.
Eh, for $22 I'll keep him!
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