Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Reward Offered


A Reward is being offered for the return of my

formerly sleeping through the night,

smiling in the morning,


baby boy.

The entire contents of my checking account*

will be handed over immediately upon his safe return.**

Federal Express Priority is preferred - I'll pay for shipping.

*contents are roughly $22.48 until payday. All sales final.

**Added bonus if you return him with his little teeth already broken through.


Mrs. S said...

Nope. Nope, I won't return him!

Jay said...

I just can't stop smiling at his grumpy, insomnia having little butt.

Anonymous said...

Eh, for $22 I'll keep him!