And You Wonder Why I Looked Crazed When You Get Home

::ring ring::

Me: Hi babe, how's he doing?

Him: Well...

Me: Crap, what happened?

Him: So, I went to change his diaper b/c he smelled....

Me: Uh huh,

Him: Got him all wiped off, started to get a new diaper under him and..

Me: He peed on you?

Him: I wish. He projectile pooped on me!

Me: Been there done that. What's for dinner?