Monday, September 22, 2008

It's a conspiracy...they are working against me now!

Every now and then I will have to hide food around the house. This may seem weird to you, I know it is to me most of the time. The reasoning behind this is because my lovely, health conscious, work out savvy husband has ABSOLUTELY no self control when it comes to sweets.

The problem?

Well, when I buy a package of Double Stuff Oreos I expect them to be where I left them...untouched preferably, or at least with very few missing.

Sadly, this is never the case. Once said treats are found they disappear at an astonishing rate. When confronted, Randy says "That damn rat again..." Nice. Usually I'm lucky if I get one treat before they are gone.

So, this past weekend I treated myself to a bag of Swedish Fish and Sour Patch Kids (only my all time favorite candy EVER) and placed them in their Target bag in the spare room. No one but me ever really goes in there so I figure they would be safe, especially since they weren't in plain view.

Randy just calls me:

Him: What else besides the Swedish Fish and Sour Patch Kids were in the spare room.

Me: Why?

Him: Was there anything else?

Me: Crap, Skittles found them didn't she?

Him: Yup, all the Swedish Fish are gone...

Me: Please tell me she didn't eat the Sour Patch Kids, I'll beat her.

Him: Well, she tried but I don't think she liked them.

Me: Did she slobber all over them?

Him: ::chewing:: I sure hope not because I'm eating them right now.

Awesome. They'll be gone by lunch time.


Annmarie&Emma said...

You have me craving sour patch kids and I'm not even pregnant!! That is so something scott and princess would do too. I'm sorry to say, but I couldn't stop laughing. But I do feel your pain :(

NicNacKlein said...

Hahahaha, that's hilarious. It's times that like that made me learn to leave hidden food up in a cabinet somewhere, like a snickers hidden in an empty jar. LOL.

Shumpy said... that!
-Shar (Bar07)