This ranks right up there with "I will never be caught dead wearing Crocs" and "Shoot me dead if you EVER see me in skinny jeans."
Do you see that?
Those are winter boots.
Me.
In winter boots.
Me.
The woman who through 90% of her pregnancy, in the winter, in CNY, wore heels every.single.day.
Me.
The woman that told my husband he had a better chance of meeting God than seeing me in a pair of winter boots {unless they were cute and had a heel.}
And you know what's worse?
I've broken TWO of my "I will never..." statements.
Because not only are they winter boots.
Oh no, they are also {fake} Uggs.
Fake. Freakin'. Ugly. Uggs.
Snowpocolypse forced my hand, what can I say?
And I own skinny jeans too.
::head explodes::
