Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Top Ten Things I Don't Understand (today)

1. Becoming a “Fan” of groups like “I don’t care what you say, I’m HOT, You’re NOT, Girls Rule and Boys Drool” on Facebook.

2. Prickly Pears. How the hell are you supposed to eat those things?

3. If Pluto is a dog and Goofy is a dog, how come Pluto doesn’t wear clothes? Or even better…how come Goofy doesn’t walk on all fours?

4. Decaf Coffee.

5. Non-Alcoholic Wine.

6. ISO.

7. Why America’s Most Smartest Model got cancelled.

8. Non-fat mayonnaise/cream cheese.

9. Why I didn’t become a meteorologist in Florida.

10. Uggs. And Crocs on adults.


Al said...

It's a long list, and a good one. I can help with 10a) but as for the rest, they're all pretty valid questions.

But back to 10a. Uggs. Close your eyes. Slip your feet in.

That should solve that mystery. Ugly, yes. Luxurious...oh heavens yes.

Miranda said...

I ditto all of those. Except I read "ISO" as "In search of" and had to scratch my head. And I don't understand crocs on kids, either. It's not just adults that look ridiculous while wearing them. I don't care how many little froggie button things you put on them.

And I'm glad you're blogging again.

Krista said...

Don't knock the uggs on at 5am on a winter morning when you have three dogs begging to go out as you stumble from your warm bed. I love those things (though I very rarely wear them in public).

But definately on board with the majority of this list.