Sorry, but from now on you're going to have to settle for Baby Pictures. I'm sure you'll adjust.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Cookie Theory
My good friend Annmarie is a genius.
When she was pregnant (and overdue with her little munchkin) she thought "Hey, maybe if I set a box of cookies down there she'll just walk right out."
There are four new boxes of Girl Scout cookies in my freezer.
Hell, I'm to the point of trying anything to get this kid out.
When she was pregnant (and overdue with her little munchkin) she thought "Hey, maybe if I set a box of cookies down there she'll just walk right out."
There are four new boxes of Girl Scout cookies in my freezer.
Hell, I'm to the point of trying anything to get this kid out.
You've GOT to be Kidding.
Well, I'm back from my appointment, frustrated as all hell.
Apparently once the version last week failed someone at the office was supposed to call and get me scheduled for the c-section early this week. Obviously this didn't happen because the soonest they can get me in is Monday at 930am.
Yes, I know this is only week more.
Yes, I know that at least now we have a date.
Neither of these points make me feel any less frustrated or make me crying any less annoying.
Shamrock is doing fine. He's just upside down and getting bigger. Especially after the 4 cookies I just ate out of being pissed.
Apparently once the version last week failed someone at the office was supposed to call and get me scheduled for the c-section early this week. Obviously this didn't happen because the soonest they can get me in is Monday at 930am.
Yes, I know this is only week more.
Yes, I know that at least now we have a date.
Neither of these points make me feel any less frustrated or make me crying any less annoying.
Shamrock is doing fine. He's just upside down and getting bigger. Especially after the 4 cookies I just ate out of being pissed.
Monday, February 23, 2009
So There is No Confusion
No, I'm not in labor.
No, he hasn't come yet.
Yes, I am beyond ready and yes, I do know that I look like I could go any minute.
Yes, we will be letting everyone know when the c-section is scheduled after our appointment tomorrow at 3pm.
Unless he comes before that, it's safe to assume everything is status quo up in here.
No, he hasn't come yet.
Yes, I am beyond ready and yes, I do know that I look like I could go any minute.
Yes, we will be letting everyone know when the c-section is scheduled after our appointment tomorrow at 3pm.
Unless he comes before that, it's safe to assume everything is status quo up in here.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Our Little Shamrock ....
is THIS big this month!
Yes, that's a watermelon.
Per thenestbaby.com at week 37, the pregnancy is considered full term, meaning baby is likely to thrive after birth. Shamrock spends these last weeks in preparation for the outside world… meaning careful refinement of the blink, suck, inhale and exhale. Meconium, which you’ll probably find in the first diaper, is accumulating in the intestines. If (okay, as) I worry about giving birth, I should be considering what it’s like for the little one. During the journey out of your womb, baby will produce more stress hormones than any other time in life.
*Note: Because him being breech isn't stressful enough?
**Note: This kid better cure cancer or be a famous quarterback after these past few weeks!
Yes, that's a watermelon.
Per thenestbaby.com at week 37, the pregnancy is considered full term, meaning baby is likely to thrive after birth. Shamrock spends these last weeks in preparation for the outside world… meaning careful refinement of the blink, suck, inhale and exhale. Meconium, which you’ll probably find in the first diaper, is accumulating in the intestines. If (okay, as) I worry about giving birth, I should be considering what it’s like for the little one. During the journey out of your womb, baby will produce more stress hormones than any other time in life.
*Note: Because him being breech isn't stressful enough?
**Note: This kid better cure cancer or be a famous quarterback after these past few weeks!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Version = FAIL
Well, the version didn't work.
They took three tries with the epidural so my back is REALLY sore right now too.
They attempted to move him for roughly a half hour. A half hour of torture. Despite the epidural it hurt like hell. Worst pain of my life. And I'm already showing bruises they tried so hard.
According to the Dr. (who was SO bummed that it didn't work...I'm guessing not as much as we are!) the chances of him moving naturally after all of this are slim to none. He is right comfortable in there and no amount of pushing or prodding is going to move him otherwise.
At my appointment next Tuesday we are going to be scheduling a c-section.
He didn't budge an inch, just sat there and waved basically. I don't know how, but I'm sure this is somehow Randy's fault. :)
Good news is the stubborn little boy took to the epidural great and all of the pushing and pulling just fine. While they were doing the 10th u/s they did notice a little cyst on his testicles but they said it happens all the time and not to worry about it, so for right now I'm not going to.
I'm VERY tired despite the two hour nap Randy and I just took. My back where the epidural was is VERY sore.
Will keep you updated on the mis-adventures of Shamrock as I'm sure there is more to come!
They took three tries with the epidural so my back is REALLY sore right now too.
They attempted to move him for roughly a half hour. A half hour of torture. Despite the epidural it hurt like hell. Worst pain of my life. And I'm already showing bruises they tried so hard.
According to the Dr. (who was SO bummed that it didn't work...I'm guessing not as much as we are!) the chances of him moving naturally after all of this are slim to none. He is right comfortable in there and no amount of pushing or prodding is going to move him otherwise.
At my appointment next Tuesday we are going to be scheduling a c-section.
He didn't budge an inch, just sat there and waved basically. I don't know how, but I'm sure this is somehow Randy's fault. :)
Good news is the stubborn little boy took to the epidural great and all of the pushing and pulling just fine. While they were doing the 10th u/s they did notice a little cyst on his testicles but they said it happens all the time and not to worry about it, so for right now I'm not going to.
I'm VERY tired despite the two hour nap Randy and I just took. My back where the epidural was is VERY sore.
Will keep you updated on the mis-adventures of Shamrock as I'm sure there is more to come!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Is There No Shame?
In my 37 weeks of pregnancy I have learned that when people see a pregnant woman, all rational, filtered thought goes out the window.
What are you left with? I'll tell you what.
You're left with an overly hormonal, already on the edge of going postal pregnant woman that is left in tears or better yet, off in search of a high velocity fire arm to take aim at the offenders.
Below please find a list compiled from personal experience and from the lovely ladies on the interwebs that were so kind to share their horrendous and insulting experiences with me.
This list is not all inclusive. Sadly, there are many more and probably many worse things that uneducated and down right rude people have said to those that are pregnant. It does show however, and quite impressively, just how the filter goes bye bye when non-pregnant people are speaking to the pregnant.
* WOW, that's a big belly you have there.
* You look SO tired.
* Are you sure you aren't having twins/triplets/octuplets?
* Wow...How are you even walking right now?
* Are you SURE you're pregnant?
* You obviously aren't eating enough/getting enough nutrients/taking care of yourself.
* Your Ass has gotten really big. (Note, referring to any pregnant womens ass is not good. You've been warned.)
* You look like you could go any day now! (this is especially rude when said woman is still in her 1st/2nd trimester.)
* How's our little FAT girl doing?
* Are you still with the father?
* So, are you just laying there getting fat? (this was said to a bed rest mother to be. Come on people. Seriously?)
* Don't worry, your nose/skin/ass/etc. will go back to normal after the baby.
* You're eating again?
* Whoa, you are a knocked-up-a-saurus! (Seriously?)
* You are screwed, this kid is going to come out and be ready for kindergarten!
* Aw, your poor little face is SO swollen!
* Wow, you are HUGE. I mean, just ENORMOUS!
* Oink, Oink, Oink (this was said to a woman by a co-worker while eating lunch ::throatpunch::)
* I only gained 6 pounds with both my pregnancies & your sister in law never gained more than 9 pounds with all 4 of hers. By the looks of you, you've already got us both beat. (Note: Comparing your pregnancy to any other pregnant womans is assinine. Especially if it was 30+ years ago.)
* Oh, you're getting the beached whale look already.
*Please note: If you have been the offender of such comment, watch your back. We may not be able to run right now, but a high powered waddle with a sharp object can be just as effective.
**Please also note: A pregnant belly does NOT give you free reign to touch said belly? Do you go up to non-pregnant people and start feeling them up? I think not.
***Please lastly note: Unless you are our Dr. keep your Pregnancy Police comments regarding weight gain, foods, beverages, activities to yourself. It's none of your business if I have a latte. Or chocolate. Or anything else for that matter. Back off.
What are you left with? I'll tell you what.
You're left with an overly hormonal, already on the edge of going postal pregnant woman that is left in tears or better yet, off in search of a high velocity fire arm to take aim at the offenders.
Below please find a list compiled from personal experience and from the lovely ladies on the interwebs that were so kind to share their horrendous and insulting experiences with me.
This list is not all inclusive. Sadly, there are many more and probably many worse things that uneducated and down right rude people have said to those that are pregnant. It does show however, and quite impressively, just how the filter goes bye bye when non-pregnant people are speaking to the pregnant.
* WOW, that's a big belly you have there.
* You look SO tired.
* Are you sure you aren't having twins/triplets/octuplets?
* Wow...How are you even walking right now?
* Are you SURE you're pregnant?
* You obviously aren't eating enough/getting enough nutrients/taking care of yourself.
* Your Ass has gotten really big. (Note, referring to any pregnant womens ass is not good. You've been warned.)
* You look like you could go any day now! (this is especially rude when said woman is still in her 1st/2nd trimester.)
* How's our little FAT girl doing?
* Are you still with the father?
* So, are you just laying there getting fat? (this was said to a bed rest mother to be. Come on people. Seriously?)
* Don't worry, your nose/skin/ass/etc. will go back to normal after the baby.
* You're eating again?
* Whoa, you are a knocked-up-a-saurus! (Seriously?)
* You are screwed, this kid is going to come out and be ready for kindergarten!
* Aw, your poor little face is SO swollen!
* Wow, you are HUGE. I mean, just ENORMOUS!
* Oink, Oink, Oink (this was said to a woman by a co-worker while eating lunch ::throatpunch::)
* I only gained 6 pounds with both my pregnancies & your sister in law never gained more than 9 pounds with all 4 of hers. By the looks of you, you've already got us both beat. (Note: Comparing your pregnancy to any other pregnant womans is assinine. Especially if it was 30+ years ago.)
* Oh, you're getting the beached whale look already.
*Please note: If you have been the offender of such comment, watch your back. We may not be able to run right now, but a high powered waddle with a sharp object can be just as effective.
**Please also note: A pregnant belly does NOT give you free reign to touch said belly? Do you go up to non-pregnant people and start feeling them up? I think not.
***Please lastly note: Unless you are our Dr. keep your Pregnancy Police comments regarding weight gain, foods, beverages, activities to yourself. It's none of your business if I have a latte. Or chocolate. Or anything else for that matter. Back off.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Another Update
Ok, a couple of things
1) Blood pressure, swelling and protein levels are down which is good news.
Dr. still wants me out of work.
2) Baby is still breech.
We have a couple of options right now. On Monday we have another appointment where my fluid levels will be checked and we'll check to see if he has moved at all. If not, we are going to go ahead and try an external version on Tuesday, which is basically them trying to get him to move by messing with my stomach.
There are some possible problems with this, ie, his heart rate could drop and we would have to have an emergency c-section immediately.
Another possible problem is that he just won't move at all, in which case the Dr. wants to get him out via c-section the following week. She isn't really very optimistic that the version is going to work b/c it is my first child and the fluid levels are so low, but would like to at least attempt it before jumping right into a c-section.
So, good news, stats are stabilizing. Not so great news, we still are looking at a possible c-section. Of course we could go in Monday and show that he has moved, that fluids are back up and that I'm progressing normally and all of this would be a moot point. Once again, we're in a sit and wait situation.
I'll keep everyone updated and thanks for the positive thoughts!!
1) Blood pressure, swelling and protein levels are down which is good news.
Dr. still wants me out of work.
2) Baby is still breech.
We have a couple of options right now. On Monday we have another appointment where my fluid levels will be checked and we'll check to see if he has moved at all. If not, we are going to go ahead and try an external version on Tuesday, which is basically them trying to get him to move by messing with my stomach.
There are some possible problems with this, ie, his heart rate could drop and we would have to have an emergency c-section immediately.
Another possible problem is that he just won't move at all, in which case the Dr. wants to get him out via c-section the following week. She isn't really very optimistic that the version is going to work b/c it is my first child and the fluid levels are so low, but would like to at least attempt it before jumping right into a c-section.
So, good news, stats are stabilizing. Not so great news, we still are looking at a possible c-section. Of course we could go in Monday and show that he has moved, that fluids are back up and that I'm progressing normally and all of this would be a moot point. Once again, we're in a sit and wait situation.
I'll keep everyone updated and thanks for the positive thoughts!!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
So, he wants to be early like his mommy eh?
Well, I had my 36 week appointment yesterday.
For starters, my blood pressure was thru the roof. Even after "resting" for 20 minutes it was still crazy high.
On top of that, I apparently gained 10lbs. in 2 weeks. Um...HOW? Oranges can't have that many calories! Water retention anyone?
So, she comes in and starts talking to me about how I probably have pre-eclampsia. Does an internal (I'm NOT in the 'can't feel a thing group' FYI) and says I'm closed tight up and I should be having sex every day to get things going so we can deliver at 38 weeks. (This is where I start laughing hysterically)
Awesome.
Then she pulls out the u/s machine to make sure he is head down.
Guess what?
He's breech.
Great.
Now she says, well, if your blood pressure and proteins aren't down (oh and by the way, you're done with work) then I would plan on having a c-section on Monday.
::blank stare::
So, I was hooked up to the fetal monitor for 30 minutes, gave blood and have to do a 24 hour urine catch tomorrow. Thursday I go back in to be checked and best case scenario, I have Shamrock on Monday. Worst case, he comes Thursday/Friday.
I was freaking out pretty well last night, but I've come as close to terms with it as I can. Funny thing is, I skipped over all the c-section talk in my books...guess I should revisit that!
And to think, all I wanted was reduced hours.
For starters, my blood pressure was thru the roof. Even after "resting" for 20 minutes it was still crazy high.
On top of that, I apparently gained 10lbs. in 2 weeks. Um...HOW? Oranges can't have that many calories! Water retention anyone?
So, she comes in and starts talking to me about how I probably have pre-eclampsia. Does an internal (I'm NOT in the 'can't feel a thing group' FYI) and says I'm closed tight up and I should be having sex every day to get things going so we can deliver at 38 weeks. (This is where I start laughing hysterically)
Awesome.
Then she pulls out the u/s machine to make sure he is head down.
Guess what?
He's breech.
Great.
Now she says, well, if your blood pressure and proteins aren't down (oh and by the way, you're done with work) then I would plan on having a c-section on Monday.
::blank stare::
So, I was hooked up to the fetal monitor for 30 minutes, gave blood and have to do a 24 hour urine catch tomorrow. Thursday I go back in to be checked and best case scenario, I have Shamrock on Monday. Worst case, he comes Thursday/Friday.
I was freaking out pretty well last night, but I've come as close to terms with it as I can. Funny thing is, I skipped over all the c-section talk in my books...guess I should revisit that!
And to think, all I wanted was reduced hours.
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